Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Big Love


Somehow, the other day, after Zeb woke up at 6:30 a.m., I found myself lying on the couch with him watching a video for the Pussycat Dolls' song "Buttons'' (see "My Lumps'' entry in November 2005 archives).
As they strode amazon-like through the video, straddling chairs, then tossing them aside, Zeb exclaimed, "That boy has a lot of mommies!''
"Which boy? You mean Snoop Dogg, the rapper guy?''
"No,'' he said. "The boy that's not in the video.''
"You mean, there's some boy who has all of them as mommies, but you can't see him in the video, maybe kind of like you?''
"Yeah.''
It was Zeb's polygamy fantasy, only with mommies instead of wives.

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Anonymous Julie said...

I see this is where it begins with men. I also like the creativity of the "offscreen boy."

You know, when I was in Cape Cod, I had a 5 year old hit on me. I was sunning on a dock in a lake and sat up to see this little guy in water wings staring down at me. "How ya doing?" he asked, with all the skeeviness of a 46 year old.

"Okay," I replied. "What's up?"

"I'm Mike," he responded before abruptly jumping into the water toward his parents.

The funny thing about it was that Tony had been watching the whole thing from afar and was coming over to tell me the kid had been checking me up and down while I'd been lying down. And now we have this running jole about my secret lover Mike and how he has to be in bed by 8:30.

And I agree-- this site is SOO worth checking!

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Kim said...

Mean Old Mommy! I read a bunch of posts and laughed and laughed. I have a thing for Snoop Dogg. I put Liam's hair up in many pigtails tonight and he walked around the house saying "Yo." and "Straight outta Comptom."

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